Noitea 

A girl that doesn't want any IT in her life

Turn on the air conditionner, damn it ! You're a such a Noitea !

Noitea by sundayslice August 15, 2023

Get noita'd 

When you get fucked by some bullshit mechanic/feature of a game.

Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious

Friend one: dude I fucking hate this game, I keep dying to electricity

Friend two: lol get noita'd

Get noita'd by Astromyau January 20, 2021

Noita

Pain, in video game form

person 1: hey have you tried Noita?
person 2: *incomprehensible screaming*
person 1: oh I see you have

Noita by Vent_Goblin May 29, 2022

Noita'd 

When you quickly died from some unpredictable bullshit

Damn, I just got Noita'd by an enemy attacking me at mach 9

Noita'd by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021

NiteAttack 

A less intense version of heart attack where small inconveniences cause one to become more stressed than they should be

John is having a niteattack about how his post On Instagram isn’t getting enough engagement he’s been stressed all day lmaooo

NiteAttack by A_really_cool_guy May 10, 2020

noite 

A way of typing Goodnight in a british accent.

“Goodnight, Bud!”

“Noite!”

noite by Bort October 2, 2017

Noitapatsnoc 

When two people are akwardly next to eachother at the urinal and neither one can pee and you both akwardly stand there for a long time not knowing what to say. When this happens you say man im having such a bad Noitapatsnoc right now and no one will feel akward anymore.

Dood im having a terrible Noitapatsnoc right now it sux!

Noitapatsnoc by A-swizzle February 27, 2011