May 18 Word of the Day
When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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1 To be killed or destroyed in a precise yet entirely coincidental way.
"Who would've thought that." mumbled the guard, "He'd be noited by a crocodile AND the prey it was hunting."
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by Edward Blackhurst December 20, 2019
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A person who is acting crazy or stupid
When she got around her crush she was hella noited.
by Noited May 03, 2020
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