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When you quickly died from some unpredictable bullshit
Damn, I just got Noita'd by an enemy attacking me at mach 9
Noita'd by OkeiAgko October 19, 2021

NoiTa CideM 

Bill uses NoiTa CideM to treat physical and emotional feelings.
NoiTa CideM by MVB09C Apharmd August 6, 2008

Get noita'd 

When you get fucked by some bullshit mechanic/feature of a game.

Refers to the game noita in which you can die for many reasons that aren't obvious
Friend one: dude I fucking hate this game, I keep dying to electricity

Friend two: lol get noita'd
Get noita'd by Astromyau January 20, 2021

noctalgia 

Literally means "sky grief". Noctalgia is a new astronomers' term for the feeling of loss of dark nighttime skies around the world due to light pollution from various sources. Those sources are artificial lighting created by humans such as outdoor illumination of streets, buildings, and other places, many of which are not required all night. Also satellites reflecting sunlight onto the night side of Earth from solar panels and antenna arrays. Most city dwellers can no longer see any but the very brightest stars. The glory of the Milky Way in a dark sky is something most people will never have the opportunity to see. Truly, we must grieve for that which we have lost in the night sky.
I can no longer see stars and constellations I could easily see as I child, their loss gives me a feeling of noctalgia, I am greatly saddened.
noctalgia by Old Dog Zero One September 18, 2023
Nontando is a beautiful girl who is a bomb ass chick ! She cares for everyone and sometimes might lose herself trying to make others happy. She has a banging body and an ass , and a beautiful personality but might be crazy at times .
Wow, she reminds me of Nontando !

You are such a Nontando !

I need a Nontando in my life
nontando by No cap.com March 3, 2019

Nogtard's Tongue 

The largest member of the slug family, a slimy purple beast weighing over 4 pounds. This species is believed to have a world population of one, the individual in question residing in the mouth of a fat black moron known as Nogtard. It is force-fed a diet of Sargent's apple pies, Hill's ginger biscuits and Smart Price vanilla ice cream.
You can keep your tarantulas, pythons and grizzlies. The most fearsome, disgusting creature in the world is Nogtard's Tongue.