(n): A person who is so blinded by narcissism that he or she believes the damage they cause is actually art.
(v): To vandalize, especially a national park.
Source: Casey Nocket, who hikes into national parks, paints over natural features with acrylic paint, and then post photographs of her actions with pride.
Example 1:
Hiker: Wow, this canyon sure is beautiful
Douchebag: Yeah, I think I'll paint a face on that wall over there.
Also called a Slippery Nixie, Sloppy Näkki, or The Fiddler’s Happy Ending. The term refers to a sex act between two or more individuals where one kneels in a swamp or bog while dressed as a Nøkken, a mythological creature from nordic folklore, while playing a fiddle as their partner(s) vigorously try to masturbate to completion before the song is finished. If the song isn’t finished before their partner climaxes, the semen is mixed with swamp water or algae and rubbed onto the fiddle players face.