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"dude, i just had a knockem last night"
nockem by devildog408 April 24, 2012
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NOCKET:

Noun: A self-centered person.

Verb: To do something for self gratification that hurts others, or to vandalize a natural wonder.
Leaving graffiti on a mountainside? What a nocket!

We went to see the canyon, but some vandals had nocketed most of the best cliff. It really ruined our trip.
Nocket by Alaskan_Wolf October 25, 2014
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(n): A person who is so blinded by narcissism that he or she believes the damage they cause is actually art.

(v): To vandalize, especially a national park.

Source: Casey Nocket, who hikes into national parks, paints over natural features with acrylic paint, and then post photographs of her actions with pride.
Example 1:
Hiker: Wow, this canyon sure is beautiful

Douchebag: Yeah, I think I'll paint a face on that wall over there.

Hiker: Dude, don't be a nocket!

Example 2:
"Hey, hold my backpack while I nocket those rocks."
nocket by GPq October 24, 2014

Carpe Noctem 

Carpe Diem - seize the day
Carpe noctem - seize the night
Carpe Omnious - seize it all
Carpe Noctem by Emo cookie August 13, 2008
Refered to breasts. rack
Look at the nockers on her!
nockers by James February 19, 2005

big nockers 

Dems om phat titties yo

"Poetic's mom has big nockers."
Tha MILF ha sum big nockers yo
big nockers by Hosueso Deez Nutso December 6, 2017

Carpe noctem 

Latin for 'seize the night.' Similar to work hard, play hard, people who live by this philosophy usually have a demanding job, study and/or other responsibilities, which take up most of their day. At night, however, they become party animals and have the time of their lives.
Dude1: Hey bro, let's ditch class and get high.
Dude2: Nah man, my Econ professor is reviewing the shit that's gonna be on the final.
Dude1: Don't be such a boring nerd, carpe diem! That's how I roll and my life is awesome.
Dude2: Dude I party every fucking night and I always go home with a hottie. You're flunking out and you can't get laid to save your life cause everyone knows you're a loser. Fuck carpe diem, man. Carpe noctem is where it's at.
Dude1: Whatever man, YOLO.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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