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A nigger.

Yet another word a white person can say without being labeled a racist. Just as long as they say quickly in a high pitched voice. Either that or the opposite, a slow low tone.

Honkey: Sup nocker
Nocker: Normally, I would kick your ass, being the ignorant black person that I am, but I had no clue what you just said.
Honkey: Whatev, nocker.

nocker by gabe jackson October 19, 2004

Words you can keep

Nocker nonce

A skinny and Linley individual who when has had a couple ciders believes that touch and rubbing girls without there consent is ok. In extreme cases a nocker nonce may drop kick the new girl

Guy 1: “oi did u here about Matt last night?”

Guy 2: “ye mate what a nocker nonce”

Nocker nonce by The real og buggy October 23, 2019

Related Words

nocker • Nocker nonce • butt nocker • drop nocker • fog nocker • Garfle nocker • hizzle nocker • nigger nocker • tit nocker • Van Nocker

nigger nocker

A Billy club or other blunt object used only to hit Niggers or people of the darker race

Damn! there be too many niggers here, better pull out my nigger nocker!

nigger nocker by James IV October 18, 2006

tit nocker

An angry person that runs up to women randomly, and beats on her tits, usualy making them nock into each other.

DUDE!!! DID YOU SEE THAT TIT NOCKER?!?!?!?!

tit nocker by endlessraper July 21, 2010

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

cock nocker by JUAN October 19, 2003

butt nocker

1. A commonly used phraise by Beavis
2. As you reapetly slam your girlfriend in the ass, it will being to make a nocking sound.

"Stop calling me a butt nocker Beavis you asshole."
"I totally butt nocked that whore from the party last night."

butt nocker by Notched Johnson February 13, 2009

fart nocker

a pudwaker who pounds some one up the ass when they have bad gas

the fart nocker boned the blond

fart nocker by smart ass 22 September 13, 2010

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026