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No Simptember

No simping in the month September. If you do, God crowd it as a big sin and will send you to hell.
by The ginger who won't die September 26, 2020
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No Shit September

A challenge of a month in September where you can't go pooping for a month. 99% people failed this challenge.
I'll be taking this No Shit September challenge to prove that I'm not a human.
by Mlemwelp September 3, 2020
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No Squirt September

Basically the female version of No Nut November. But it is in September.
Are you participating in No Squirt September?
by spicyguyman November 6, 2017
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No Simp September

A challenge where you are not allowed to simp for ANYONE!
Most Jesser Fans: We want Moochie in 2Hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: Stop simping its no simp September
by JesserFan69 September 4, 2020
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No Simp September

The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.
Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.
by The Wae September 2, 2020
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no fap september

Proclaimed as one the the hardest challenges ever,"no Fap September".

The idea is that the challenger must not fap at all.

The only exception is that you can have sexual intercouse, as the founders did not want to cock block ANYONE!

The rules are simple. " NO SELF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER", through the entire month of september.

Even though many belive that there is no reward for completing this challenge, others have faith in its many rewards it can offer, especially for the one's who do not have a GF. They will build up the courage to finally ask the preetty girl out, other than having their mind thinking they do not need anyone other than their hand.

Another reward can be for the men that masterbate regularly , they can sometimes never climax when they do have sex with a women, because their sensitvity drops with masterbation. So going a month without self pleasure can give those few another positive outcome.

Others say that the only negative spin-off that comes with "No fap september" , is that the chances of having wet dreams immensely increases

Best reward of all is not feeling nasty after you just fapped to that tranny porn.

No studies have shown that is it unhealthy not to fap for a month because the male body's have other ways to dispose of it.
On the other hand studies have shown that it can be unhealhthy low frequnicies of ejaculating but it has to be over the course of at least 2 years. This challenge only requires a month...
Anon 1: Hey man im still going strong i love no fap september.

Anon 2:Dude fuck that shit... you are gonna get prostate cancer. this challenge was made by terroist so we can have a baby boom full of retards next year...

Anon 2: GTFO *starts fapping*

HE LOST!!!
by stewfubuddy September 2, 2009
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No Simp September

Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:

First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.

Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.

Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
by @Nutpost on IG September 2, 2020
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