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Karen is a kid stealing feminist threat to all men, she originally got married to John and divorced him, “legally” taking the kids but really, the judge was her fiancé later to be divorced (big suprise? 🙄) Karen is mean spirited and really doesn’t love the kids, she’s torturing everyone around her
Karen: Ah ha ha!
John: ?
Karen: I’ve got *your* kids
John: cries*
by @Nutpost on IG January 02, 2019
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Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:

First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.

Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.

Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
by @Nutpost on IG September 02, 2020
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This word can often be mistaken for somethings like syrup made out of lovely polar bears or syrup owned by polar bears but no it is not. It would be preferred but it isn’t even a word; it’s a Canadian instagram editing account that makes fun and well edited memes. Follow @polarsyrup on ig.
@a6aiah (on ig): It would be cool if that amazing editor polarsyrup followed me because I too am a part of the editing community

@Grandayy: Yeah that’d be great, he hit 12k!
by @Nutpost on IG June 04, 2019
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The Virgin zone is when you basically have kissed a partner and other things to show your romance skills in your relationship but he/she disapproves of you having sex with her. Also can be your relentless request to have intercourse when he/she keeps disapproving, to a state where your partner knows all you want to do is have sex. Sheesh. (I made this btw go follow me on Instagram please @nutpost)
Buddy: so have you finnaly gotten out of the virgin zone?

Justin: No, Karen won’t let me have sex with her and it’s a bit awkward.
by @Nutpost on IG January 02, 2019
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