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Also known as NSS this is a special addition to the meme calendar, there are two sides to the rules of this month's rules:

First rule, Do not treat any women this month with respect for being just a female treat them the way you would treat anyone else, do not "shoot shots" this month if you are already in a relationship you are allowed to continue your disgusting sexual activities. If a girl joins the voice chat on discord do not act surprised or draw attention to her. Incel behavior is so strong that it becomes so anti simp it becomes simpery. Incel behavior this month is therefore forbidden.

Second rule, individuals are not allowed to sponsor any OnlyFans content for a whole month, including subs to any given streamers not just females. To both male and female streamers Tier 1 subs are allowed nothing more, onlyfans support will be allowed but not more than $10 (including twitch content) of onlyfans purchasing a week. If you are desperate to throw your money away, throw it at the charities all over the world that need support not at women who sell pics of their bodies to get easy money.

Failure to go by these rules will result in self punishment, one must shove their genitals in a bucket of ice for 5 minutes, for women they must put blocks of ice in their panties until it melts.
Ian: I think i might go give a tier 3 sub to pokimane
Ethan: Don't do it! It's No Simp September
Ian: Shoot! I already sent the money over!
Calvin: I'll get the ice bucket. This is the third time today...
by @Nutpost on IG September 02, 2020
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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A challenge where you are not allowed to simp for ANYONE!
Most Jesser Fans: We want Moochie in 2Hype look how hard he's working

Antoine: Stop simping its no simp September
by JesserFan69 September 04, 2020
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The month of September where you can’t simp for the whole month before cuffing season.
Kyle bought a car and house for Alyssa, so she gave him just a pat on the back for his reward during No Simp September.
by The Wae September 02, 2020
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The month that all Simp's fear, knowing they can't do homework for the girl they admire, or bring her coffee in the morning, since it is No Simp September, the month that makes all of Pokimane's Tier 3 Subs tremble in fear, knowing they can't do anything to protect their queen from Keemstar making hilarious comments about her.
Guy 1: Dude, you know Sam over there?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: He failed No Simp September, He already offered to help Kylie with her homework.
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by Haudi🤠 September 01, 2020
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You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September
-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤
by 69vmoore May 05, 2020
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