A talented musician who provides the internet with beautiful works. He’s so under-appreciated, I’m baffled at people’s unawareness of his works. Nelward is the fucking coolest.

Jay: Bruh, Nelward just released a song.
Bob: The fuck is a Nelward?

Nelward by Sapnest September 11, 2019

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Newark Flu

A multisystemic disease indigenous to homeless and jobless tribal populations in Newark, New Jersey consisting of HIV and at least two variations of hepatitis, most commonly HEP B and C.

Yo dawg, don't touch that nigga, he got dat newark flu.

Sumbady cawl a ambalamps, dat dirty hoe got da newark flu...

Newark Flu by bootyclap189 April 29, 2011

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Newark-on-Trent

An utter shit hole. The population of Newark is probably 50% chav and 50% pikey. The atmosphere is a beautiful blend of benefit scroungers and youth gang culture.

Jamie told me Newark-on-Trent is actually quite a nice place to visit.

Jamie is lying to you.

Newark-on-Trent by 180246 September 5, 2016

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newark

Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.

I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.

newark by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

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