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A Narper, is a person who is is a complete idiot, without any brains. a Narper can also be a person who has complete disregard for anyone, or anything, that isn't him/her/ or itself.

Narp, is a word used in the same sense as crap, oh poo, darn it, Sh*t, D*mn It!, and any of the other swear words.
Brian is such a narper. Brian acts like a narper. What the NARP!!! etc...
Narper by Yo Mama, SON!!! April 30, 2012
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A person who habitually talks about themselves and never asks about the other person's life in conversations. This same individual could have other narcissistic tendencies that continually inflate their ego.
I just had dinner with a co-worker who bogarted the conversation for an entire two hours...she was a total narker!
narker by Cnlefae April 23, 2017

naperville 

The only city in the entire world where cops outnumber the teenagers.
"Naperville has 5.3 cops per teenager"
naperville by Cullum December 28, 2005

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
nappers rage by Lil gummy July 27, 2017

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

power napper 

A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
power napper by April_S September 5, 2016

Young Narfer 

A young homey from North Richmond, California. Young Narfers represent with New York Yankees hats and tattoos.
G Baby: Hey fool! I saw some bustas from Central Rich dippin' on D Block! They were dissin' Young Chewy and White Boi!

Black: Get the straps, son. You Young Narfers are gonna become Lil Hittas tonight!
Young Narfer by ZXY&ABC January 8, 2020