Napoleon's Bakery is a very popular bakery in Hawaii, Mostly in the Island of Oahu. The Bakery sells bread, cakes, pies, croissants, donuts, etc. and is a popular place to by birthday cakes. This Baker is commonly forged with Zippy's a Hawaiian Food chain that sells chili.

Costumer: I need a cake for my grandma.

Cashier: Go to Napoleon's Bakery

Costumer: But we're here, idiot

Napoleon's Bakery by MinesomeMC November 13, 2016

Napoleon Bronaparte

The leader of all bro's.

Steve is the Napoleon Bronaparte of the brotherhood.

Napoleon Bronaparte by Brohero June 14, 2010

Napoleon kill

(noun) Predicting something will end badly. Alternatively, a person who is thinking something will end badly. Similar to a buzz kill.

The origin is a pun on the name the famous American personal-success author Napoleon Hill ("Think and Grow Rich"). One of Mr. Hill's biggest beliefs was that ideas can become reality and for this reason you should try to eliminate all bad or critical thinking from your thoughts.

Him: "Dude, I'd buy an iPad, but all I'll end up doing is dropping it."

Her: "You're such a Napoleon kill!"

Napoleon kill by b1-66er January 13, 2011

napoleon lesbian

A microlabel for queer activists fighting against anti-LGBT and anti-queer rhetoric. The three colors of their flag represents their goals.
Brown - POC representation, activism, and inclusion.
White - LGBT inclusion of every kind, especially trusting other queers' labels.
Pink - Celebration of pink, femme, and lesbians.

Person A: "Napoleon lesbian? Don't you mean Neapolitan?"
Person B: "No. I mean Napoleon."

napoleon lesbian by nataliewins March 2, 2021

Napolean Bonerpart

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.

Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.

Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010

Napolean Dynamite

A movie that somehow manages to be one of the worst and one of the best movies of all time.

Your mom goes to college!

Napolean Dynamite by anonymous March 9, 2005

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026