short man syndrome

The obnoxious, chauvinistic, arrogant attitude often taken on my short men--seems to be an attempt to make p for their short stature.

Bill's got short man syndrome--did you see how he just talked to that employee?

by someone July 19, 2004

short man syndrome

This typically describes a man under 5 foot 5 inches. Short man syndrome men usually have a heavier body, a small head , but a larger face, typically are going bald. A man with short man syndrome will try to overcomensate for his small stature by buying oversize cars, always lying, being very controlling, very bossy, and think they are always right. They cannot admit they are wrong. They will align themselves with the people they think can do the most for them, and will use people to their advantage, lying about everything. They will cruise myspace, facebook,...ect... for hours trying to find friends that are female (that they dont really know) just to give the impression that they are popular with the ladies.

Mike bought a oversize SUV even though he could not afford the gas, cause he wants the girls to focus on the car not that he is short. He has short man syndrome. Nick invite every girl onto his myspace to look like he is popular.

by the truth will rock ya May 08, 2012

short man syndrome

Also known as Napoleon complex A very annoying and obnoxious syndrome. Short men come down with this when they realize they will always be the smallest adult in the family, group of friends or place of business. They can also become violent against the wife and children, like a scene out of the movie The Shining.

Dino likes to hire minorities so he can feel better about himself. Dino treats his brother(who's tall) like an employee and they are partners. People say it's because of his short man syndrome. Dino: aaaah ha Maddie(the secretary)is dumber than dumb!

by Mamma Mia January 07, 2007

short man syndrome

usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature

Man that kid matt, who also happens to be a huge twat, has some serious short man syndrome!

by Sum Guy February 01, 2006

short man syndrome

The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).

She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.

by xxlinneaxlovexx March 01, 2009

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia

Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.

by anon dot June 13, 2006

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 5 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has a bad case of short man syndrome

by crunk February 22, 2005