Mutalking 

Talking away into a phone, forgetting that you have pressed the mute key.

"I'd been mutalking for like five minutes on this conference call before I realised no one had heard a word I had said."

Mutalking by WalterEgo March 19, 2009

metalingus 

If a metal song could give you oral sex, it would be metalingus.

Alter Bridge's song Metalingus gave me the most intense orgasm ever, it rocks so much face.

metalingus by bobweaddababyeetsaboy February 18, 2008

Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.

liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.

Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006

Malking 

The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face.

I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face.

Malking by click25 May 31, 2009

Mystalking

Someone who follows the lives of their friends, or strangers, via their Myspace pages.

Figuring out that your ex-boyfriend has moved on, by mystalking his relationship status section

Mystalking by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007

Metalling 

The act of creating Heavy metal music

" It's time for metalling!"

Metalling by The Asphyxiate June 29, 2006

mystalking

stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.

mystalking is a serious crime.

ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;

mystalking by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006