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Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.
Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?
by TL September 06, 2004
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Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse
Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
by t0nyz April 26, 2007
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Any milk alternative made from a non-dairy source (e.g. soy, rice, oats, spelt, bulgar, hemp, coconut, almond, cashew, hazelnut, macadamia, pistachio, sunflower, etc.). Since the National Milk Producers Federation is trying to convince the Food and Drug Administration to outlaw the labeling of any product as "milk" that does not come from a mammary gland, a new name is needed. And since humans should not be drinking liquid from any mammary gland other than a human's, "malk" is definitely the healthiest and least gross choice after a person is weaned.
Mom: "Do you want whole or chocolate milk on your Frosted Flakes?"
Son: "Seriously?! Do I look like a calf or are you just trying to make me diabetic? I'll take hemp malk on my organic, non-GMO, fair trade muesli, thank you very much."
by Bachelor boB January 03, 2017
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An Organic plant based milk company based in Texas offering Almond and Pecan milks.
I use MALK instead of cow's milk for my cereal.
by MALK ORGANICS February 25, 2015
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Man milk.

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.

I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
by click25 May 31, 2009
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Malk = Man + Talk

A time where you and your bro's can talk about any topic that will never fall onto girl ears
Man 1: We need to have a Malk.

Man 2: Alright

Man 1: I so cheated on my girlfriend last night at the club..

Man 2: Malk?
Man 1: Yes.
by Siegfried & Roy June 27, 2010
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