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Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.
Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?
by TL September 06, 2004
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1. Slight sins or offenses
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Peccadilloes shows rule.
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When you ejaculate too hard and some cum comes out after you already came.
Whoa my girl just ate my malk
by JP Wollner January 07, 2021
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Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse
Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
by t0nyz April 26, 2007
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An Organic plant based milk company based in Texas offering Almond and Pecan milks.
I use MALK instead of cow's milk for my cereal.
by MALK ORGANICS February 25, 2015
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Man milk.

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.

I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
by click25 May 31, 2009
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