Mustabate 

When you walk into a boys room, after they have been somewhat 'preoccupied' within said room, to the unalluring stench of mustabate...musty masterbate!

OMG have you been in Jake's room? I just got hit in the face with mustabate

Mustabate by Bulbasorus February 26, 2011

mastacate 

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

mastacate by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate 

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Mustocate 

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.

Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...

Mustocate by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

mastabatorium 

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

mastabatorium by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006