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Multibate

Multibate is a derivative from 'multitask' and 'masterbate' in which a busy person on the go may not have time to 'masterbate' as they have no time to fit this into thier already hectic schedule. So they perform both tasks at the same time. Thus resorting to multibating.
Buisness man john is at work furiously trying to create a report on the financial risks of spread betting. As the tension gets to him he figures he needs to relieve himself then and there. So he 'multibates' at his desk i.e masterbating while writing his report.
by Deathcrusher4000 February 23, 2005
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Multibate

The act of masterbating multiple people at once
Sabrina multibated everyone that was present, she is very good at multitasking.
by Brozo The Clown September 24, 2010
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multitexting

The act of effectively carrying on two or more conversations within the same text message to one other person.
David - I want to go out with you Saturday.

Lori - Andrew just loves kindergarten.

David - What's his favorite activity?

Lori - Saturday sounds great.

Lori - Coloring I think.

David - I'll pick you up at 5. LOL.....I think we're multitexting again.
by Milsekr October 2, 2013
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murtilate

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.
Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!
by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008
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Multigært

The word “Multigært” is a word used when someone is incredibly skilled in mathematics. The word has a very interesting and clever backstory. Once upon a time a very smart mathematician discovered the “Multigært” formula. He found out that if you multiply the number 69 with its own components (6 and 9), turn the new number into a Morse code and then to Albanian; it spells out “Multigært” backwards. The formula might not seem so useful, but many off the most known mathematicians has used to formula to solve their math problems. The word is also written in the “Most useful math formulas” book by Albert Einstein.
I used to be retarded. But then I learned the Multigært formula!
by Historian Andy February 2, 2021
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multiball

Adjective describing a stressful or precarious circumstance. Literally, a state of flux. From "multiball," a term that describes a stage in a game of pinball, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. Also used as verb (multiballing) and adverb (going multiball). See also multitasking.
For awhile there things were cool, but now everything is so multiball.
by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005
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multipotentialite

Somebody who has potential in multiple fields.
I am a multipotentialite because I am double majoring in music and biology.
by choonboolly August 22, 2016
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