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Multibate 

Multibate is a derivative from 'multitask' and 'masterbate' in which a busy person on the go may not have time to 'masterbate' as they have no time to fit this into thier already hectic schedule. So they perform both tasks at the same time. Thus resorting to multibating.
Buisness man john is at work furiously trying to create a report on the financial risks of spread betting. As the tension gets to him he figures he needs to relieve himself then and there. So he 'multibates' at his desk i.e masterbating while writing his report.
Multibate by Deathcrusher4000 February 23, 2005
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Multibate 

The act of masterbating multiple people at once
Sabrina multibated everyone that was present, she is very good at multitasking.
Multibate by Brozo The Clown September 24, 2010

multitexting 

The act of effectively carrying on two or more conversations within the same text message to one other person.
David - I want to go out with you Saturday.

Lori - Andrew just loves kindergarten.

David - What's his favorite activity?

Lori - Saturday sounds great.

Lori - Coloring I think.

David - I'll pick you up at 5. LOL.....I think we're multitexting again.
multitexting by Milsekr October 2, 2013

murtilate 

Combining the act of Murdering and Mutilating someone in a slow and very painful way because they pissed you off.
Shut the fuck up or I'll Murtilate your ass!
murtilate by BAMFAaron May 25, 2008

Multigært 

The word “Multigært” is a word used when someone is incredibly skilled in mathematics. The word has a very interesting and clever backstory. Once upon a time a very smart mathematician discovered the “Multigært” formula. He found out that if you multiply the number 69 with its own components (6 and 9), turn the new number into a Morse code and then to Albanian; it spells out “Multigært” backwards. The formula might not seem so useful, but many off the most known mathematicians has used to formula to solve their math problems. The word is also written in the “Most useful math formulas” book by Albert Einstein.
I used to be retarded. But then I learned the Multigært formula!
Multigært by Historian Andy February 2, 2021

multiball 

Adjective describing a stressful or precarious circumstance. Literally, a state of flux. From "multiball," a term that describes a stage in a game of pinball, wherein the player must keep two or more balls in play. Also used as verb (multiballing) and adverb (going multiball). See also multitasking.
For awhile there things were cool, but now everything is so multiball.
multiball by Jenn Frank September 23, 2005

multipotentialite 

Somebody who has potential in multiple fields.
I am a multipotentialite because I am double majoring in music and biology.
multipotentialite by choonboolly August 22, 2016
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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