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mastacate
An act of masturbating. Usually is said as if you were playing the penis game. A reatarded word made up by retarded people.
In a classroom: oh my god robert stop mastacating!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!
In a crowded elevator with a friend: masatacate!! MASTACATE!!!
mastacate by ya im jewish October 8, 2005
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masticating
masticating by Stew September 17, 2004
masticate
To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
Mastumate
Based from the word "estimate". Mastumate is guessing how much longer one can last while masturbating.
Mastumate by Fortuitus Neologist November 29, 2015
Mastawate
Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.
Mastawate by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011
mastacating
Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling
mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005
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