(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.
by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007
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• mastacate
• musicate
• Mastacated
• mastecated
• Masticate a phallus
To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
by w00tw00t April 5, 2003
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Get the mastacate mug.when a man is eating out a woman only for her legs to wrap round the back of his head. Given enough force, and large enough vagina flaps, this can lead to the man suffocating and dying. This process is known as muffocation.
If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.
If exercised with care and caution some light muffocation can be a boost to anyone's sex life.
csi guy #1-he was reported missing last week, it was later found out his girlfriend had fled the country so we tracked down her appartment. he was there. dead.
csi guy #2- do we know what happened?
csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.
csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.
csi guy #2- do we know what happened?
csi guy #1- not yet no but weve sent of some of the residue and hair found on his face for testing, he looks like he might have suffocated but there are no signs of a struggle.
csi guy #3- it looks like he muffocated to me. thats fifteen this week. goddamn hippies.
by eddy baby July 26, 2006
Get the muffocated mug.To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.
It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
Get the masticate mug.When you walk into a boys room, after they have been somewhat 'preoccupied' within said room, to the unalluring stench of mustabate...musty masterbate!
by Bulbasorus February 26, 2011
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