mascabate

To masturbate while Jewish

I mascabated ur mom lol

by Deez_nutters July 25, 2017

mascabate

To masturbate while being super gay and Asian and named sean

I mascabated on the ground and slipped on my semen

by Deez_nutters July 25, 2017

mastacate

means to consume/eat food.

I can't talk right now. I have to mastacate.

by GurnMon October 10, 2005

Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Mascarbating

The act of pumping your mascara wand rigorously into the tube to get optimum amount of mascara.

I walked in on my mom mascarbating

by AJmackdaddy December 12, 2010

mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.

The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.

by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007

mastubate

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

by lizaah May 20, 2006