mustobate 

The act of eating food and getting sexual pleasure as a result.

Mr. Musto mustobates all the time!

mustobate by jon cao October 13, 2004

Mustocate 

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.

Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...

Mustocate by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007

musterbate

To sit idly and think.

"That is a lot of money. I will have to musterbate for a while before I make a descision."

musterbate by Shake Zula May 10, 2005

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006

Mustabate 

When you walk into a boys room, after they have been somewhat 'preoccupied' within said room, to the unalluring stench of mustabate...musty masterbate!

OMG have you been in Jake's room? I just got hit in the face with mustabate

Mustabate by Bulbasorus February 26, 2011

Mastobation 

Masturbating while listening to music from the band Mastodon.
usually in correlation with the tempo of the song,guitar parts,or drums.
due to this fact,you often must change speeds and rhythm rapidly,making for a better experience.

Drew:DUDE! i just Mastobated to all of Leviathan!

Micky:No way! how big was your Iron Tusk?

Drew:Huge! it was awesome,its like i have a Hand of Stone!

-OR-

Mickey: I know just how to wake up my Sleeping Giant,ill just pop in Blood Mountain and...The Wolf is Loose!

Grandparents: Mastobation sure keeps our Hearts Alive!

so on and so forth...

Mastobation by Dandy Ritcher February 24, 2011

Musterbate

(verb) To think you "must" do something without any choice when in all reality you have the choice to do or not do it.

"I musterbate about having to go to work to be able to pay my light bill."

Musterbate by Che39 October 4, 2011