Muckum

An arab derogatory for any person of Asian decent. Especially old ones or fat ones. Often seen in Casinos.

Samir: Did you see that Muckum at the Baccarat table over there?

Youssef: Of course I did! That old guy just lost $40,000 on one hand!

by UmbaShenouda July 1, 2011

muckums

Milky, rich and creamy substance which can be milked from the penis. A vitamin-and-mineral-filled staple. The milk of life.

Having no way to produce muckums on their own, the lesbians decided to hire multiple males to repeatedly fuck them until their vaginas were overflowing with the hot milk before taking turns to drink the sweet muckums from between their spread legs.

by Rob Focker January 10, 2006

Mukumburra

A village immortalised in the 1977 song, It's A Long Way To Mukumburra by Mike Westcott and Leprechaun.

Used by some people (literally only me) to define that it's a long way to go

John: How long till your exams are over

Me: Let's just say it's a long, long way to Mukumburra

by Rhodesian-Sarajevan Soyuz August 30, 2020

Muckmouth

Someone who swears a lot.
Can also refer to semen in the mouth of a girl (or boy).
Also a skateboard magazine based in New Zealand.

Alex was wanking in the bath and the jizz landed in his mouth. Bloody muckmouth.

by nobjockey101 October 28, 2008

It's a Long way to Mukumbura

A song used by soldiers during the Rhodesian war.

It's a long way to Mukumbura!

It's a long way to Ja!

by Vaeds January 18, 2021

mockumentary

n. A fictional film that is in the style of a documentary and pretends to be a documentary. A mock documentary.

The mockumentary "This is Spinal Tap" documents the fictional band Spinal Tap.

by unperson September 1, 2003

mockumentary

a film that has the look and feel of a television documentary, but with the irreverent humor and slapstick of a comedy, designed to "mock" the documentary or subject it features.

"Drop Dead Gorgeous," which ridicules a local Minnesota beauty pageant, is the illegitimate child of "This Is Spinal Tap" -- a weak link in the people-are-stupid tradition. In that it portrays a group of film students making a documentary about a local witch legend, "The Blair Witch Project" is not unlike those "the making of" movie documentaries with which subscribers to HBO and Showtime are all too familiar.

by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003