nobjockey101's definitions

Muckmouth

Someone who swears a lot.
Can also refer to semen in the mouth of a girl (or boy).
Also a skateboard magazine based in New Zealand.

Alex was wanking in the bath and the jizz landed in his mouth. Bloody muckmouth.

by nobjockey101 October 28, 2008

Paharse

The word 'Paharse' is already well known in Australia and New Zealand, and is beginning to gain an underground following in remote parts of the United Kingdom, so it would be good to get some clarity on its definition as well as its etymology on record.

Paharse is a derogatory term for someone who is a bit of a bellend. The word is derived from when a person’s sphincter makes a soft, airy 'pah' noise as opposed to a standard tight fart sound whilst breaking wind - insinuating that the Paharse has a loose anus.

Synonyms: knobhead, dickhead, twat etc.

Oh my god, Alex is being such a Paharse today!

by nobjockey101 March 2, 2021