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Milky, rich and creamy substance which can be milked from the penis. A vitamin-and-mineral-filled staple. The milk of life.
Having no way to produce muckums on their own, the lesbians decided to hire multiple males to repeatedly fuck them until their vaginas were overflowing with the hot milk before taking turns to drink the sweet muckums from between their spread legs.
muckums by Rob Focker January 10, 2006
(Noun) To Produce an orgasm in a McDonalds Bathroom. Usually The employee receives a mouthful of Jizz before making hamburgers and fries.
"I gave the McDonalds employee a McCumShot"
McCumShot by shane mcgrath!!! April 6, 2009

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.
Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.
referring to the meme i asked for extra mayo not a fuckin mccumshot

when a person has cum or a cum looking substance is splattered on someone’s face or in their mouth, sometimes even body.
Grayson got a mccumshot haha
mccumshot by smackdownfacts June 17, 2020
What you get when you ask for extra mayo but they give you so much extra that it explodes and mayo is all over your burger and in the container. That or they got too exited.
I asked for extra mayo, not a McCumshot!
A baby girl that is so sexy and fly, that one may just want to munch on.
(moo-chyums) Yo, That girl katie is one of the finest pieces of ass I have ever seen; she is muchums.
muchums by C-Perm February 6, 2007
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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