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Milky, rich and creamy substance which can be milked from the penis. A vitamin-and-mineral-filled staple. The milk of life.
Having no way to produce muckums on their own, the lesbians decided to hire multiple males to repeatedly fuck them until their vaginas were overflowing with the hot milk before taking turns to drink the sweet muckums from between their spread legs.
muckums by Rob Focker January 10, 2006
(Noun) To Produce an orgasm in a McDonalds Bathroom. Usually The employee receives a mouthful of Jizz before making hamburgers and fries.
"I gave the McDonalds employee a McCumShot"
McCumShot by shane mcgrath!!! April 6, 2009

Hairyballs McCumsontits

An enigmatic adult film star from the 1970's who appeared in over 130 motion pictures during his 5 year career. Fans of the drive-in will remember his charming, charismatic style and gigantic penis.
Oh, Hairyballs McCumsontits. I remember him now. He starred in Nymphoid Nurses Get Nasty.
referring to the meme i asked for extra mayo not a fuckin mccumshot

when a person has cum or a cum looking substance is splattered on someone’s face or in their mouth, sometimes even body.
Grayson got a mccumshot haha
mccumshot by smackdownfacts June 17, 2020
What you get when you ask for extra mayo but they give you so much extra that it explodes and mayo is all over your burger and in the container. That or they got too exited.
I asked for extra mayo, not a McCumshot!
A baby girl that is so sexy and fly, that one may just want to munch on.
(moo-chyums) Yo, That girl katie is one of the finest pieces of ass I have ever seen; she is muchums.
muchums by C-Perm February 6, 2007