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mockument

a document that is produced as evidence in a law court but that actually turns out to be fake.
He was sentenced to five years in jail because of the document presented in the court as evidence that he was innocent of the charge proved to be a mockument.
by uttam maharjan November 22, 2011
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mockument

a document that is produced as evidence in a law court but that actually turns out to be forged.
The court document proved to be a mockument.
by uttam maharjan August 25, 2011
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1500 Monument

A commercial center located on Monument Blvd in Concord, California used by Sureño gang members for selling drugs and weapons.
Ex. 1

Sureño subsets in Concord utilize the business complex at 1500 Monument Blvd. in Concord, CA (herein, “1500 Monument”) to “post up” (i.e. hang out at a location) and sell narcotics and firearms. Sureño gang members often refer to 1500 Monument as “The Box” or “The block.”

Criminal Complaint, USA v. Cruz et. al., September 8, 2020

Ex. 2

Lil Neto: Hey fool! All my connects are locked up in the MDF or got sent to Brazil! I need 5 zips, 2 decks and a K-ter RFN!

Bam Bam: Don't stress homey! Just go down to 1500 Monument on the Bully and you'll get served!

Lil Neto: Isn't that the strip mall with the Chinese restaurant that serves that bomb ass Wuhan bat soup?

Bam Bam: That's it! Get me a couple soups while you're down there at The Box!
by FAIMnatic October 6, 2020
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Monumentus

When something is so amazingly awesome that no other word could possibly describe it other than this...
Stoner Surfie 1: Woahh dude, that wave was fuckin' gnarly....

Stoner Surfie 2: No dude, no (shakes head)... It was freakin monumentus!!!

Stoner Surfie 1: Duuuude, up high (they both high five and fall over under the stuper of their junked-up frenzy...)
by Mr Junty September 30, 2009
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hockumentary

A hockumentary is typically a Canadian phenomenon. The canadian penchant for the Hockey Documentary is legendary. Of course there are the typical documentary's about the big names, like Wayne Gretzky and Bobby Orr, but these are fairly pedestrian. Others border on fanantical, like "Life After Hockey" or "Shinny: The Hockey in All of Us".
Did you watch that Hockumentary this weekend?
by Richard Marken June 26, 2006
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Cockumentary

n. The history of a cock as it appears from the cock's point of view in various documentary-style video clips. Typically filmed in the first person, a cockumentary includes, but is not limited to:

Point of view blowjobs
Ejaculations in the eye
Ass-reamings
Face-Cock slappings

Pronunciation: cauk-u-men-ter-E;
Inflected Form(s): plural cock·u·men·ta·ries

A cockumentary is often seen on the Internet after a bad relationship breakup and typically involves a collection of videos involving women that the star of the film, the cock, has rammed in it's lifetime.

Also known as a Cock Documentary
Ex. Hey kids! I found the Cockumentary from back in college when I met your mother! You kids want to see where you came from?
by VRH November 19, 2007
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moumentai

No problem, relax, take it easy, no worries, moumentai
by nomorewordz November 7, 2013
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