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muckums
Milky, rich and creamy substance which can be milked from the penis. A vitamin-and-mineral-filled staple. The milk of life.
Having no way to produce muckums on their own, the lesbians decided to hire multiple males to repeatedly fuck them until their vaginas were overflowing with the hot milk before taking turns to drink the sweet muckums from between their spread legs.
muckums by Rob Focker January 10, 2006
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Muchus
The term given to a friendship that weathers the storm only to do it again. They will tease, prank and keep each other up all night and yet all is forgiven in the morning. This friendship is fierce and not to be underestimated because they might take over the world. Undoubtedly one of the craziest friendship to be formed.
MuchMusic
MuchMusic is a Canadian television station that started out as a television station dedicated to music in the 80's and would primarily play music videos nearly all the time. Inbetween the music videos it would play some shows with interviews from the artists creating the music and exploring new music genres being invented etc. There was much to do with music on it.
Sadly, somewhere in the late 90's or 2000's the format changed and it started playing anything but music videos and shows related to music. It really should be called "Not Much Music" now. It also has a spin-off channel "Much More" which should really be called "Much Less Music" because it doesn't seem to play any shows related to music on it anymore either.
Sadly, somewhere in the late 90's or 2000's the format changed and it started playing anything but music videos and shows related to music. It really should be called "Not Much Music" now. It also has a spin-off channel "Much More" which should really be called "Much Less Music" because it doesn't seem to play any shows related to music on it anymore either.
Granddaughter: Hey, grandpa do you want to come watch Twilight with me, it's on MuchMusic.
Grandpa: Nah, my love. When I was a wee little lad I remember the days when I could turn on MuchMusic and see such great videos as A-Ha's Take On Me, Princes When Doves Cry, Duran Duran's Hungry Like The Wolf and The Police's Every Breath You Take. These days I prefer to remember it in it's glory days when it lived up to it's name "MuchMusic". These days they should really rename it "NotMuchMusic" because it has become to music just about what the History Channel has now become to History.
Grandpa: Nah, my love. When I was a wee little lad I remember the days when I could turn on MuchMusic and see such great videos as A-Ha's Take On Me, Princes When Doves Cry, Duran Duran's Hungry Like The Wolf and The Police's Every Breath You Take. These days I prefer to remember it in it's glory days when it lived up to it's name "MuchMusic". These days they should really rename it "NotMuchMusic" because it has become to music just about what the History Channel has now become to History.
MuchMusic by Sir Sarcasto January 27, 2017
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muccums by weegee pie February 23, 2022
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