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1. Individuals of Middle Eastern background, who are unbelievably fortunate in their efforts to find careers in the strangest places nowadays.

You typically encounter them in the most awkward of situations, such as telephone conversations. Many telemarketers are of Arabic decent and are quite hard to understand over the telephone as well as in person. Smart of the companies to hire salesmen who can't communicate with the consumer, no?

2. Another term for a "camel jockey" which are members of a noble club of camel racing. In ancient Mesopotamia, there were sports involving camels, and only the brave dared participate. Only 3 of those sports survive today; Camel Fucking and the traditional Camel Rib Eating Contest are losing popularity with the younger generation however. The remaining popular sport is the much celebrated Camel Jerk Off in which 20 participants take turns pulling a camel's rope in a "hot-potato" fashion until the animal releases its "stored water" on the last person holding, or LPH if you're avid on the game's terminology. The LPH must do what is called a "finisher" where he is blindfolded and holds their arm outstretched while spinning around very fast. The object is to sling the goo onto the others who encircle the blindfolded player.
1. Typical Resident: "An arab just called and wanted to know if I was interested in a wonderful service, but I'm not sure if that's what he said.. could've been a bomb threat too."

2. Spectator: "The lineup for the Camel Jerk Off looks packed with some tough arabs this year. I'll bet you 10 rupees that Jahmed Muhuggabahgugga is the LPH this time too!"
by SlurpeeFan711 June 07, 2006
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A group of people who can carry out the process of shaking your hand and sharpening a knife behind their back at the same time. Arabs look down on all other ethnic groups even though they themselves have not contributed to mankind in the last thousand years. Deceit and trickery are considered daily norms of the Arab population. It is common for Arabs to act extremely nice on the surface but despise you behind your back. Before anyone gives me thumbs down they should consider that i am partly of Arab descent and my Arab family and their Arab friends have proven to me that all of these things are true
Arab: Hey, want to be business partners?
White Guy: Why? so you can screw me over and take all of my money the first chance that you get, no thanks.
by KnoStuff567 June 09, 2011
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A term used to describe terrorists in a polite manner.
1) Did you see that arab? I'm sure he's going to explode soon.

2) John: Never get on a plane with an arab sweetie.

Sara: Why is that?

John: Because I care about you dearly.

3) Yo dude these arabs are surely plannig something wicked. I can tell it.
by PainKiller26 September 03, 2011
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The kind of people that Marines kill and dislike on a day to day basis. The people that are terrorists, but some are good people not many though! Most middle eastern people and many Americans think if your from the middle east or look middle eastern(Indian) you are a Arab.
Favorite tools:
C4
Ak-47s
car bombs
air plains
suicide bombers
Guy 1:Hey look at the Arabs they must be planting C4 at the hotel!!!
Guy 2:No i think there just pulling up the van with a car bomb in it.
Guy 1:Those dam Arabs

Guy 2: i know man what terrorists
by BigRed53 December 15, 2010
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The race or people that invented ankle porn
In the Arabs language- "من الأفضل ألا ندع إظهار بشرتك! الذهاب الآن واحصل على بعيري والسيف، ولدي ذبح للحضور."

or in english-"Better not let your skin show! Now go and get my camel and sword, I have a beheading to attend."
by baldknobber 72 February 18, 2011
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Always stereotyped for being really really religious and faithful since the prophet Muhammad was also an Arab.But in reality many of them are just as corrupted as we are.
Khairul just made his 100th trip to the casino this month.
by horseyrain January 08, 2005
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