muckem

a mong and a muppet combined

tasha: “i hate her me”
chloe: “she’s a fûçkíñ muckem”

by Big clozza January 13, 2022

Mackem Mammaries

Also see shit tits

There must be something in the water in Sunderland that produces the absolutely worst tits in the country. Some great looking arses but horrible haunting tits

Maybe its the salt in the sea air or maybe its the amount of kids they have or the amount of drugs they do who knows 🤷

Careful I picked up on a Sunderland twang there, she probably has mackem mammaries

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

mother mucker

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.

"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

Barn Mucker

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.

1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.

by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010

mucken

A german term for acting up. It can also be used for indicating that someone is trying to fight.

Jack:The fuck you looking at
Lukas:Hör Mal auf zu mucken (stop acting up)

by Germanpunk October 26, 2020

Muckery

A situation (typically intimate) that one knows is nasty but just cant resist. Similar to words: gonna have to and it be like that sometimes

“Damn Keeks what was this muckery that went down in my guest bedroom?”
-*Clicks* “It was the muckiest of muckery”

by Tupac Shakurac October 29, 2018

muckums

Milky, rich and creamy substance which can be milked from the penis. A vitamin-and-mineral-filled staple. The milk of life.

Having no way to produce muckums on their own, the lesbians decided to hire multiple males to repeatedly fuck them until their vaginas were overflowing with the hot milk before taking turns to drink the sweet muckums from between their spread legs.

by Rob Focker January 10, 2006