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Manopause
A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
Knife Monopoly
Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.
Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
Knife Monopoly by Better526 April 15, 2020
Manopolitan
1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge
A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge
A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010
[Menoposse]
A group of women past the age of having babies doing activities together, such as going to see Magic Mike XXL
[Menoposse] by Bublz July 19, 2015
Menopopsicle
When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.
“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day”
Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026