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Manopause
A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.
When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.
Knife Monopoly
Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.
Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.
Knife Monopoly by Better526 April 15, 2020
Manopolitan
1 Part Rum
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge
A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
1 Part Tequilla
Cranberry Juice
Lime wedge
A drink, that tastes good, but isn't girl sounding. A man's version of the Cosmopolitan. Made for a man, by a man, man.
Manopolitan by Triphammer417 December 4, 2010
[Menoposse]
A group of women past the age of having babies doing activities together, such as going to see Magic Mike XXL
I got up with my Menoposseat the Farmer's Market
[Menoposse] by Bublz July 19, 2015
Menopopsicle
When a menopausal coworker selfishly commandeers the thermostat, setting it to about 66 degrees, the result is one where all office employees feel frozen and turn to a menopopsicle state.
“Wow Molly, why is it so cold in here? It’s Stephanie again, she has commandeered the thermostat and is turning us all into menopopsicles! This happens every day”
Menopopsicle by DDshmutzy October 9, 2012