by VLC February 18, 2008
An apology you give to a partner after giving them the STI known as mono, most likely from kissing a slut or manslut at a party the night before.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
Guy 1: Man, had to give Shirley a monopology today. Didn't go too well.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
Guy 2: That's what you get for kissing with that slut at Pete's party on Sunday.
by Hamlette September 13, 2010
by Jenaravanan May 11, 2008
by Jenaravanan May 11, 2008
portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.
"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
"Sorr..."
"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"
"Sorry, I jus..."
"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"
"My bad, man."
"Gahh!!!!"
by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014