monopolyman

A dickgirl with a rash on its cock and mono

He was gonna hit it, but it turned out she was a monopolyman

by sonmelvin2k3 July 6, 2004

Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

by KHarozine February 3, 2009

monopoly man of women

A guy who sets people up a man and a woman to have casual sex. He has a huge network of men and women He is better than a pimp.

Dude James is the monopoly man of women.

by skierguy04 November 13, 2011

Monopoly Man

Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.

Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.

by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018

Monopolyamorous

The desire to have sexual intercourse with everyone on Earth of the opposite sex and/or the same sex.

I have this fantasy where every man on earth dies so I can have sex with all the women by default because I am monopolyamorous.

by escpolnik May 24, 2014

monopolygamy

one controlling factor to all aspects of a polygamic relationship.

There is a certain lack of disclosure when dealing with a monopolygamy.

by Tyler Swanson June 8, 2003