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Monopoly man 

when you give your partner a cum mustache.
After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.
Monopoly man by KHarozine February 3, 2009

monopoly man of women 

A guy who sets people up a man and a woman to have casual sex. He has a huge network of men and women He is better than a pimp.
Dude James is the monopoly man of women.
monopoly man of women by skierguy04 November 13, 2011

Monopoly Man 

Any person who has something of value such as money, power, or other desired qualities and uses his possessions to buy the friendship of others. Usually this type of person could not make friends with their personalities so they have to use their wealth to buy others. Monopoly Men/Women can also use their abilities to buy favors at wim in order to mess with others for personal gain. Monopoly individuals usually are terrible persons who, through hard work or daddy's inheritance, acquired their wealth/power and uses it irresponsiblely for personal gain or entertainment.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard that James got bought by that Monopoly Man yesterday. I'm guessing he is really after you.
Guy 2: Yea I know, that Monopoly Man wants to use James to convince me to willingly let that Monopoly Man sleep with my girlfriend.
Monopoly Man by Soccerology 101 June 20, 2018

Monopolyamorous 

The desire to have sexual intercourse with everyone on Earth of the opposite sex and/or the same sex.
I have this fantasy where every man on earth dies so I can have sex with all the women by default because I am monopolyamorous.
Monopolyamorous by escpolnik May 24, 2014

monopolygamy 

one controlling factor to all aspects of a polygamic relationship.
There is a certain lack of disclosure when dealing with a monopolygamy.
monopolygamy by Tyler Swanson June 8, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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