Monogahoe

A person in a relationship who has egregious amounts of sex.

Susie and Charlie are such monogahoes! They have sex all the time!

Monogahoe by Meagan S August 2, 2008

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch 

The one (rumoured-to-exist) woman who comes off as a complete lady of the highest order, while in public. She encompasses elegance, grace, poise and refinement. She is compassionate, intelligent, and kind. She is incredibly fit and has the nicest figure a man could imagine. She dresses in a conservatively sexy manner and has great taste in clothes. She never dresses like a slut, no matter what the occasion (i.e. She does not take part in Slut-O-Ween, or wear yoga pants in public.)

However, contrary to her conservative appearance, she becomes a savage when engaging in sexual activity, and she will push sexual boundaries to their animalistic limits, but not go too far. Her natural ability, desire and skills required to pleasure both her man and herself knows no equal. No man or woman, who only knows of her in pubic, would ever even suspect that her animalistic 'other side' exists.

She transcends the proverbial 'lady in the streets, whore in the sheets', and is the female version of a sexual Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. Oddly, she does not want to sleep with any 'other' guy she meets because she is completely focused with pleasing her one man --- the man who discovers her true identity.

Background:

- Many women appear prim proper while in public, and they ARE sexual prudes in private. (no surprises here)
- Many women appear slutty in public, and they ARE slutty in private. (no surprises here)
- The elusive monogamous slutsquatch would both rock and shock the man who found her.

ex. I thought my then-girlfriend (???) was the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, however, I left her alone for a week and she slept with her ex-boyfriend. Then she started checking out other men and commenting on them, in sexual manner, in front of both her young daughter and myself (which is quite classless). Yeah, (???) was not the elusive monogamous slutsquatch, but we had some great and memorable times together while I was investigating the possibility that she was the one.

*** The elusive slutsquatch's existence has NOT been verified, however, some men have claimed to have 'thought' they observed her in both her natural habitats (in public, and in private). She is widely rumoured to exist, but sadly there is no verification. She could be caught right now, and no one would know because of the aforementioned attributes. ***

The Elusive Monogamous Slutsquatch by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Monogamous non-relationship 

A situation in which two people decide that they want to be sexually exclusive without taking on the title of "boyfriend" & "girlfriend" or having any type of official commitment. Often following a period of transition between casual dating and an established romantic relationship.

"John has been with that girl for a few years now. Is he ever going to start introducing her as his girlfriend?"
"He's afraid of commitment and happy being in a monogamous non-relationship. I don't think they are going to put a title on it any time soon."

Monogamous non-relationship by Bravs53 March 30, 2013

non-monogamous 

adj.

1. a person who cannot be satisfied by one sexual partner

2. a relationship where one or both parties seek additional sexual partners

My neighbor's wife and I are both monogamous, while our spouses are non-monogamous; so we watch romcoms while they bang.

non-monogamous by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 1, 2021

monogahog 

(noun) one who is participating in a monogamous relationship; monogamist

When I started hooking up with Ted I had no idea he was such a monogahog-- he only likes dating one person at a time

Charlie tried being in an open relationship, but he's too much of a monogahog.

monogahog by wizardslut1999 July 17, 2020

monogamous cheater 

A married male or female who is having a fling or an affair with only one individual.

Joe is a 'monogamous cheater'. He's been banging his best friend's wife for over a year now.

monogamous cheater by BigBenW50 January 29, 2008

monogamonkey 

someone that jumps from one relationship to another without much of a pause in between

Did you hear that Natalie is dating Kyle? It hasn't even been a month since she broke up with Chad. What a monogamonkey.

monogamonkey by nattack69 May 7, 2020