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A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.
Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021
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The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.
Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject
2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.
Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation
1. A cis male who never assumes the role of a male in sexual situations.
Examples: chaste cuckold, gimp, oral sex slave, pussyboy, bottomboy, sissy, v-cel, sexual reject
2. A cis male with one or more penis related problems that render him sexually inadequate as a male.
Examples: small penis, micropenis, impotence, erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation
Even though I look and act like any other male outside of the bedroom, I identify as a pseudomale since I only have sex with my mouth pussy and never my puny peenee.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 12, 2021
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Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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