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chastity tube

n.

A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.

Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.

Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers

his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.

Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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sissy ovaries

n.

The testicles of a sissy.
When I have a sissygasm, the watery sissy jizz that dribbles out of my clitty comes from my sissy g-spot not my sissy ovaries.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 2, 2021
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beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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chaste cuckold

1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.

2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).

3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021
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sissy safe

adj.

Indicates content that is in keeping with the guidelines of sissy training, primarily the prohibition from seeing female nudity.
If you want to see naked chicks, avoid sissy safe porn because all the titties, booties, and pussies are clothed, censored, or covered with black boxes or dick pics.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 4, 2021
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pussy desiccant

n.

A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.

Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.

Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".

Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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