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n.
A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.
Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.
Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 18, 2021
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1. A monogamous male who remains committed despite being in a sexless relationship with a non-monogamous partner.
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
2. A masochistic male who reaches an agreement with his significant other to keep his inferior penis celibate so that his s/o can focus exclusively on the superior penis(es) of the lover(s).
3. A submissive male who's required to wear a chastity cage to keep him faithful while his unfaithful spouse stays devoted to satisfying the bull(s).
When my wife's boyfriend suggested she grant him the sole right to just one of her holes, she found the idea so appealing that choosing only one created an impossible dilemma for her. So, she compromised by giving him exclusive access to all three and making me a chaste cuckold.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 11, 2021
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An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021
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A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
A rigid (or semi-rigid) enclosed tube that slides over the penis, interlocking with a rigid ring that slides over both the penis and testicles. There is usually a hole at the tip for urine to pass through to allow for long term wear. Once locked in place, the tube prevents the wearer from obtaining an erection or receiving traditional male genital stimulation.
Becky: It bothers me when my cuck husband Mike gets a boner. I'm never going to touch it so it's pointless.
Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.
Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers
his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.
Becky: That sounds perfect!
Veronica: I know, like as if any girl would want to touch or see THAT. It's like tiny and stuff.
Mandy: Why don't you get a chastity tube for him?
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Mandy: There's a ring that goes around his junk and a tube that covers
his little pee pee. When you connect them together, he can't get another useless stiffy.
Becky: That sounds perfect!
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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n.
Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.
The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.
Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.
When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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adj.
1. To only be sexually attracted to another person if one views oneself as sexually inferior to the other person.
n.
2. One who is only sexually attracted to another person when one regards the other person as sexually superior to oneself.
1. To only be sexually attracted to another person if one views oneself as sexually inferior to the other person.
n.
2. One who is only sexually attracted to another person when one regards the other person as sexually superior to oneself.
1. Veronica: So, Becky. Is your cuck hubby like heterosexual, bisexual, or homosexual?
Becky: None of the above. He prefers to look at women. However, if you stick a pussy, a dick, or a butt in his face, he'll put his tongue to work and love every minute of it no matter what you look like. But if you offer him a bj, he'll be sexually unattracted to you even if you're a model.
Mandy: If he's sexually attracted to anyone but only as long as they treat him as inferior to them, then he's a subsexual cuck.
2. Veronica: I have like this friend. She like wanted to eat my pussy and suck James' cock and stuff. But, she's like never had her pussy ate and stuff so I offered to sixty nine and stuff. She got angry and said I ruined everything.
Mandy: She probably wanted to serve you and James because she looks up to you since you're both mega hot. You ruined her attraction to you by offering to treat her as equal to you.
Becky: Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. I bet she's a subsexual just like my husband.
Becky: None of the above. He prefers to look at women. However, if you stick a pussy, a dick, or a butt in his face, he'll put his tongue to work and love every minute of it no matter what you look like. But if you offer him a bj, he'll be sexually unattracted to you even if you're a model.
Mandy: If he's sexually attracted to anyone but only as long as they treat him as inferior to them, then he's a subsexual cuck.
2. Veronica: I have like this friend. She like wanted to eat my pussy and suck James' cock and stuff. But, she's like never had her pussy ate and stuff so I offered to sixty nine and stuff. She got angry and said I ruined everything.
Mandy: She probably wanted to serve you and James because she looks up to you since you're both mega hot. You ruined her attraction to you by offering to treat her as equal to you.
Becky: Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. I bet she's a subsexual just like my husband.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 24, 2021
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