NeverGonnaGetIt69's definitions
n.
A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.
Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
Get the pussyfiendmug. n.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.
2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.
3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.
4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.
3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.
4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
Get the cock worshippingmug. n.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
A voluntarily involuntary celibate is a cross between a voluntary celibate (vocel or volcel) who makes a personal or religious choice to be celibate and an involuntary celibate (incel) who is celibate due to having physical characteristics and/or personality traits that repel females.
Despite their shared experience of being celibate due to rejection by females, the incel and v-cel develop contrasting psychologies and views of women.
Typical Motives and Thought Patterns:
incel: narcissistic personality disorder
v-cel: masochistic inferiority complex
incel: Girls reject me cause they're flawed.
v-cel: Girls reject me cause I'm flawed.
incel: I am superior to my romantic rivals.
v-cel: I am inferior to my romantic rivals.
incel: I am entitled to sex.
v-cel: I am unworthy of sex.
incel: My (average size) dick is big and thick.
v-cel: My (average size) prick is tiny and gross.
incel: Women are stupid whores.
v-cel: Women are infallible goddesses.
incel: Females should submit to my wishes.
v-cel: I should submit to any female's wishes.
incel: Being nice to bitches makes you a SIMP.
v-cel: I put all pussy on a pedestal.
incel: Being in the friend zone is living hell.
v-cel: Getting friendzoned would be heavenly.
incel: I don't care about some cunt's problems.
v-cel: I'd love to be her emotional tampon.
I realized I was a v-cel after a I got kicked out of an incel forum for always complimenting the girls doing the rejecting and criticizing the guy getting rejected even when he was me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 7, 2021
Get the v-celmug. n.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
Get the pussy dryermug. When I have a sissygasm, the watery sissy jizz that dribbles out of my clitty comes from my sissy g-spot not my sissy ovaries.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 2, 2021
Get the sissy ovariesmug. n.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.
α β Dogma
1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection
2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits
4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser
5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus
6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased
7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex
8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.
9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate
10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives
It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
Get the beta male brainwashingmug. n.
An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 17, 2021
Get the chastity devicemug.