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sissy ovaries

n.

The testicles of a sissy.
When I have a sissygasm, the watery sissy jizz that dribbles out of my clitty comes from my sissy g-spot not my sissy ovaries.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 2, 2021
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beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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sissy diddles

Noun

An emasculating type of male masturbation where a sissy rubs the underside of his/her/its clitty with one fingertip. The limited stimulation is designed to increase sexual frustration rather than bring sexual satisfaction.

The verb form of this practice is sissy diddle, present participle is sissy diddling, past participle is sissy diddled.

Within sissy communities, the sissy qualifier is often dropped and they simply refer to it as diddles, diddle, diddling, or diddled.
For a sissy, the only thing better than an evening spent performing sissy diddles while watching sissy hypno is a night spent being a fuck doll for an Alpha man.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 June 30, 2021
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cock worshipping

n.

1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.

2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.

3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.

4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.

2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.

3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.

4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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pussyfiend

n.

A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.

Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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affirmations

n.

Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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