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The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
The status where a girl friendzones a guy yet he remains so in love with her that he explicitly or implicitly agrees to stop pursuing other women. Instead, he dedicates his time and money to her. Enjoying the attention and gifts, she goes along with the mutually beneficial arrangement as long as he never attempts to cock block a man she desires.
The guy/girl roles illustrated above can be filled by any person of any gender. The above scenario is just the most prevalent.
My friend Katie is a serial monogamist who falls for bad boy types and frequently asks me, "Why can't I be attracted to nice guys like you?" After ten years of being at her beck and call, serving as her emotional tampon, buying her nice things, and hoping she might see something in me, I now realize I'll be in her friendzone for life. And I love her so much I'm okay with that.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 16, 2021
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An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
An apparatus designed to prevent the wearer from engaging in genital copulation.
For a female wearer, this is usually a chastity belt which is essentially metal clad underwear with a small hole for urination and a larger one for defecation. For short term wear, there is sometimes no holes or a plug in place of the holes.
For a male wearer, this is usually either a chastity belt molded to fit over his genitals, a chastity tube which is a solid tube attached to a rigid ring, or a chastity cage which is identical to a chastity tube except for the tube is constructed of interconnected horizontal and/or vertical bars.
Sometimes, the apparatus is constructed using piercings, pee-through plugs or urethral sounds, and other instruments of bondage.
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A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.
Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.
Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?
Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".
Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
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Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
Statements an individual repeats in order to change their perception or beliefs, usually about their self.
In the old SNL sketch, "Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley", he would look in the mirror and say, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
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1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving cock. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that dick is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of dick.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Often includes ball sucking and rimming to show absolute reverence for the man and his cock.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the phallus as a powerful deity containing the spark from which all life emanates.
1. After putting me in the friendzone, Becky confessed she's into cock worshipping. So, when we hang out, she's always sexting other guys, looking at their dick pics, or having me give her rides so she can give them head.
2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.
3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.
4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
2. I love Becky, hanging out with her, and being her roommate and her bestie. But, sometimes I wish we could talk about something besides other guys dicks and how she loves being a cock worshipping slut.
3. I often wait in my car for an hour or more while Becky provides cock worshipping service to a guy she just met on Tinder.
4. When Becky decorated our apartment with phallic statues and artwork, I realized cock worshipping had become her religion.
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A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
A ladies man who loves pussy so much that he is always pursuing a piece of strange regardless of how many woman he already has waiting at his beck and call.
Becky: James is such a stud, I'd do anything for him. It's so hot that he screwed me last night and he banged you the night before. Now he's upstairs laying pipe on Mandy.
Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
Veronica: I know. He's like the best and stuff. Us girls are all, like, so lucky he's such a pussyfiend.
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1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Devoting one's life to admiring, obtaining, and serving pussy. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the pussy to orgasm, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
2. Being so obsessed that snatch is the first thing one thinks about when they wake up, the motivation that gets them through the day, and the last image in their minds eye before falling asleep and dreaming of honeypot.
3. A sexual activity that involves kneeling before a vagina (clit, labia, & vulva), gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience.
4. As was done in some ancient primitive cultures, idolizing the yoni (female genitals) as a nurturing deity containing the cradle in which all life forms.
1. Even though I'm firmly in the friendzone, my roommate Becky likes to send me a clamagram every now and then just to tease me since she knows I'm into pussy worshipping.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
2. I can't stop daydreaming about pussy. Every time I close my eyes I see pussy. I think my pussy worshipping has gotten out of hand.
3. In all my fantasies, I'm giving pussy worshiping service to Becky while she's giving cock worshiping service to another guy.
4. A pussy worshipping religion seems better than Becky's cock worshipping faith.
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