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sissy ovaries

n.

The testicles of a sissy.
When I have a sissygasm, the watery sissy jizz that dribbles out of my clitty comes from my sissy g-spot not my sissy ovaries.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 2, 2021
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beta male brainwashing

n.

Indoctrinating a susceptible male to crave an inferior sexual role through pornographic audio, video, images, and literature. The first step is convincing him that he is beta (β) while most of his peers are Alpha (α). Then, by justifying and fetishizing the "Alpha fucks beta bucks" axiom, he is persuaded to understand and embrace his beta status.

α β Dogma

1. αbove, βelow
Proper pecking order in human society & natural selection

2. αhead, βehind
In board room or bedroom, confident α dominates, insecure β submits

4. α stud, β dud
If comparing body, face, penis size, sexual skill / stamina, etc, α winner, β loser

5. α pussy magnet, β pussy repellent
- α pheromones make pussy wet to aid in penetration & insemination
- β pheromones are pussy desiccants that impede penetration & thicken cervical mucus

6. α gets the thrill, β foots the bill
- α gives nothing & gets pleased
- β gives everything & gets teased

7. α sticks it, β licks it
- α goal to get his dick wet
- β goal to give unreciprocated oral sex

8. α breeds, β feeds
In reproduction, males seek quantity, females seek quality. Wise women find a witting (or unwitting) beta male provider before or after procreating with an Alpha.

9. α pokes, β strokes
Never any reason for α to masturbate or β to penetrate

10. α gets sucked, β gets cucked
- women love giving blowjobs if male is α not β
- α receives oral, β watches or gives

It's called brainwashing because the above statements are controversial.
After years of watching, hearing, and reading beta male brainwashing, I'm only attracted to a woman if she's the type that will happily use me for my time and money but never have sex with me.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 19, 2021
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pussy dryer

n.

Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.

Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.

Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?

Becky: Exactly.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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pussy desiccant

n.

A male (possibly female or thing) who is so sexually revolting to a typical woman that any moisture is pulled away from her vulva whenever he's in close proximity to her.
Becky: Ew, Mike's looking at us.

Veronica: Gawd, I know. He's, like, so gross he makes my pussy like a desert and stuff.

Mandy: Yeah, he's pussy desiccant alright.

Veronica: Like, what's that and stuff?

Becky: You know those little packets that come in a new pair of shoes that say "do not eat".

Mandy: That's right. Do not put desiccant in your mouth or your pussy.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 21, 2021
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sexual activity

n.

Any activity that one or more person engages in to deliberately increase arousal and potentially lead to orgasm.
My favorite sexual activity is jerking off while my rival's favorite sexual activity is fucking the woman I have a crush on.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.
When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021
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pussy hydrant

n.

A male who's so sexually attractive that his presence saturates a typical heterosexual woman's vulva and labia with vaginal fluid in anticipation of copulation.
Becky: Look, here comes James. I'm getting wet.

Veronica: He's like so hot he makes my panties soaking wet and stuff.

Mandy: I'm leaking a little too. He's a pussy hydrant alright.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 22, 2021
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