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The only civilized way to be.

The happiest way to be.
One person for life.
Cavemen have sex with two or more people. Normal people are monogamous.
by chFree77 August 06, 2018
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A relationship of trust where a partner is dedicated to another single partner, or at least apparently to the extent of being in the same zip code, or how bored some losers who can't control themselves get.
Annika's boyfriend wasn't good at being monogamous, but his attempts to cheat weren't too spectacular either.
by Mmmkay December 14, 2004
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The act of being committed to only one sexual partner.
Once the married MILF saw the handsome former coach, she knew she didn't want be monogamous with her husband anymore. She went with him to the no-tell motel and they fucked for hours. The coach taught her so many new things, like the Cleveland Steamer and the Oral Rottenbacher. She couldn't get enough of his schlawg, and sucked it dry.
by HoodedBandit March 06, 2014
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The condition of only playing one game or one genre.
"He won't play anything but Half-Life, he's such a monogamous wierdo."
by Prof. Ace Hole May 10, 2003
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