monogawhore
monogawhore by ellemo325 November 9, 2009
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monogawhore
Definition: a woman who indiscriminately searches for monogamy in all the wrong places, putting out every time, "just in case he's The One."
If you engage in regretful douching and frantic Kegels after having your heart broken, only to do it all over again as soon as the smell of vinegar dissipates, then you must be a monogawhore.
monogawhore by Spicahontas May 9, 2011
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monogaworkmus
Daniel and Nushe are always together and don't pay much attention to the rest. Not only are they work spouses, they are monogaworkmus.
monogaworkmus by daninemonic March 18, 2017
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)