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modified ray-ray shocker
The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.
modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018
Modified Cleveland Steamer
1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
Modified Cleveland Steamer by wmbdover September 26, 2012
Monkied Up
(adj)
1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.
2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.
3.Totally fucked up.
4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.
1.The state a person is in after consumption of many, if not all drugs causing total impairment of physical and mental control and awareness.
2.To be twisted beyond all recognition.
3.Totally fucked up.
4.To physically beat someone to a bloody pulp; destroyed.
"Yo, I got so monkied up last night in Vegas, I ended up tooling some 75 year old woman named Blanche".
"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".
"Dorothy fought Sally last night at the bar and Dorothy got monkied up big time".
Monkied Up by DEADMEAT August 26, 2013
Mortified
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007