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diarrhea

Smelly runny juicy stuff that comes out of your anus. Fills up your toilet with runny remains and burns your asshole. Makes noises when comes out of your butt, like a squirty sound. Stinks up the bathroom and makes you gag when you wipe.
Diarrhea is gross, but everyone has it.
by Maybelline April 9, 2006
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McDonalds

Mcdonalds meat is nasty. I only go there for the fries. But dont eat too much..or else youll get FAT
Um...Ill pass on Mcdonalds' burgers..but give me super sized fries!!
by Maybelline October 23, 2005
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yo momma

A new show on MTV, hosted by Wilmer Valderama, that has people tell "Yo Momma" jokes back and fourth, and the winner in the end gets 1000 dollars in "Cash mahneyy".
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.

Very obvious "Jesus Saves" sign in the background.

This show wont last long, they'll eventually run out of jokes.
by Maybelline May 9, 2006
mugGet the yo mommamug.

Amen

1- Said at the end of the prayer
2- Said in agreement
1- ...and lead us not into temptation but deliever us from evil. amen

2- Chelsea- that boy is so fine
Kiki- amen to that, sista!
by Maybelline August 1, 2005
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mkay

Another way of saying, Okay, sometimes, if not all times, used sarcasticly
"omgz UR lyke TEH UGLY"

"Mkay"
by Maybelline April 9, 2006
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pork chop

Dayum.....Sasha is a pork chop
by Maybelline December 28, 2005
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mandles

when a guy wears sandles!! EWW

MAN + SANDLES= MANDLES
by Maybelline August 1, 2005
mugGet the mandlesmug.

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