Zonkified 

Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed)

"He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."

Zonkified by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003

Zodified 

(past participle)
1) enhanced for the Tapwave Zodiac
2) enhanced by using the Tapwave Zodiac.
See also Zodify.

1) Zodified games such as Galactic Realms: Into the Void, SpyHunter, Madden 2005, or ZDoomz, and applications such as Pocket Tunes, ZLauncher, and Inkstorm take advantage of the full 480x320 screen, stereo speakers, analog controller, and/or the 3D graphics engine, etc., of the Tapwave Zodiac.
2) The lives of many Zodiac owners have been zodified!

Zodified by OKE March 25, 2005

Zombified 

When you wake up feeling so crappy, you walk around moaning and dragging your feet. A result of either being hungover or just not being a morning person.

BossmanDick: You're two hours late for work!
Soontobehisboss: Cut me some slack, I woke up zombified
BossmanDick: I'm writing you up!
Soontobehisboss: Jeez Dick, you're such a dick...

Zombified by Creeposaurus August 31, 2005

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

Zombified 

In the state of extreme exhaustion. You are so completely tired that your eyes burn, your head aches, and your mouth hangs open. You are Zombified if you are in such a state.

"Man I am so zombified! I stayed up for three days straight"
OR
"Look at that kid, he is so zombified. It looks like he hasn't gotten sleep for days."

Zombified by Alanna McDonald May 15, 2009

Zombified 

1.Is the state of being stimulated in an unconcious state to your actual state of being; being under the influence of psychotropic prescription drugs, music, sex, alcohol, not connected, etc.
2. Being on drugs prescribed or unprescribed
3. Being under the influence of a substance, not sober.
4. Intoxication by any substance.
5. Under ther influence of; music, etc
6. Not cognitive.

I told my girlfriend that most of the time I feel zombified.

Zombified by Persaus O'Neal July 10, 2009

conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

conkified by The Conkinator December 17, 2006