yonkified 

the act of consuming ~40 Benadryl in the woods and living life like a survival horror game.

"Bro, Gorby was totally yonkified last night - he tried peeling his skin off with a potato peeler!"

yonkified by 40benadryl April 26, 2022

donkified 

A punishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Oh no, look! Marion has a horrible split in his hair, looks like he's been donkified!

That kid is so mean, I hope he gets donkified.

donkified by simbanutella4life December 23, 2011

yanktified 

The process, usually applied to one of southern upbringing, of being assimilated into the northern (or yankee) way of life. This may include words used inconversation, accents, driving styles and choices in beer. This process normally takes a certain amount of time and is not completed overnight, but is highly noticable when the person returns to their point of origin for a visit.

After moving from Austin to Chicago, I was clear that Becky had become yanktified by how she sped through yellow lights and constantly pressed the car horn.

yanktified by Steven Roe July 3, 2008

Yankified 

The act of something or someone that is of Southern US origin, but over time has come to more closely resemble a thing or person of Northern US origin.

After five years of living in New York City, her family worried she was fully yankified.

Those yankified grits are good, but my grandmother's recipe is better.

Yankified by Texpat July 19, 2010

yingified 

happy beyond all forms of happy

I'm so happy, I'm yingified!!

yingified by dave September 20, 2003

conkified

When something is just so screwed up, that it begins to make sense.

'Dude, totally conkified!'
'Damn right. I thought it was screwed, but it's actually awesome!'

conkified by The Conkinator December 17, 2006

Yukified

a really nice person that makes me smile everyday, she has her mean side😒 but ig she just mad she can’t fish the kais! I love her so much and she makes my day all the time and she really makes my whole day. I’m really glad I met her and she’s really special to me😹

Yukified is mommy

Yukified by kyofied May 11, 2021