monsified

verb: To go to the gym, preferably one of those gyms with gay dudes, and work out, all the while looking at dudes bulges in their pants.

Guy1: Dude, what you doin today?
Guy2: Dude, I'm gettin, monsified!!
Guy1: Dude, your gay.

by SlasherMcGee September 20, 2005

modified ray-ray shocker

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

by wmbdover September 26, 2012

Mortified

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Morified

Being assimilated into the Morissette Amon's universe upon reacting for the first time.

As a reactor you have now been Morified!

by jtate64 March 25, 2021

Mossified

When an individual becomes overwhelmingly high of the substance marijuana

Yo Lindsay,

Lindsay- ya Alice

Alice - lets get mossified

“Yo I’m mossified”

by Alibeach April 13, 2019

Monstafied

The act of turning someone's reputation into that of a monster. Usually comes as a result of bad behavior.

"What Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock is horrible, but he hasn't been as monstafied by the media as Tiger Woods was."

"That man is such a pig, he deserves to be monstafied"

"When my boss docked my pay for no reason, I monstafied her to everyone I know"

by emlois13 April 28, 2010