Mondle

To fondle in a manly fashion

Dude, did you see that dude walk up and just start to mondle your girlfriend like he owned her?

by Sidecutter August 17, 2010

mondle

To Fondle With One's Minge (or vagina). A hybrid word made from fondle and minge.

Hey bro did you ever get lucky with that girl? Yeah I gave her a good mondle but she just wasn't feeling it!

by CopenSomeGrizzly November 19, 2009

mondeblue

noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)

Examples of a mondeblue:

Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)

by thebiglad July 29, 2018

Manna for the mindless

Manna for the mindless is a disparaging description of television programmes that do no more than fill up air time. The programmes that are banal, trivial and boring and which, if they were a person, would be described as a WOFS. You know the sort of crap, pretty well all of daytime television, soap operas screened at any time, moronic game shows, chat shows featuring liggers or z-list celebrities, the list just goes on. It is the sort of programme which doesn’t require dumbing down as it is targeted at fuckwits or insomniacs who need something other than drugs to help them sleep.
Before twenty-four seven television was inflicted on a long-suffering human race, manna for the mindless was typified by film serials where the hero always overcame impossible odds to rescue the heroine from an impossible situation and the villain was always defeated. Either that or the Hollywood musical of the 1950s such as Carousel or South Pacific, total shite consisting of totally forgettable songs, stilted dialogue and a non-existent plot.

"Jane, would you like to come bird watching, there’s a good chance of a peregrine’s mating display"
"No, I've got to watch Loose Women!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

by AKACroatalin March 7, 2017

Nawara Monder

Girl from the game Illusion. She's a rockstar who wears black with a red tie. She also has no talent what so ever (despite the fact that she is supposed to be a singer).
She is edgy and likes you
She is also really sassy and sexy
Finally, she is BF with Kellan but wants Vincent for some reason

Guy 1: Hey did you see Nawara?
Guy 2: Yeah. I really want to MD her
Guy 1: Same

Nawara Monder: MD ME VINCENT

by Pile 'O' Khara. March 5, 2019

Mondler

The nickname for the relationship between Monica and Chandler from the TV show "FRIENDS".

It is a combination of their names and is also one of the few ships where the nickname has been used in the show.

Ross: Huh. Sound alike, too. So Mondler. Uh what, uh what you doing?
Chandler: What does it look like? I am cleaning.

"Mondler is so much cuter than Ross & Rachel"

by Law-rah July 6, 2007

Manna for the mindless

Deriving from the tag 'Manna for the mind' used to describe books and literature, 'Manna for the mindless' is a disparaging but accurate description of banal entertainment of any sort, particularly daytime television, long running soaps, stupid game shows, chat shows and so on. It consists of material that is so dumb it doesn't require 'dumbing down' and is no more than prdigested pap which can be understood by people with a below normal IQ. Before the advent of twenty-four seven television manna for the mindless was typified by the Hollywood musical of the 1950s. These consisting entirely of eminently forgettable songs joined together by crappy dialogue and a plot so thin you could shoot peas through it.

"Kim, d'you want to come out for a walk?"
"No, I've got to watch Jeremy Kyle!"
"Manna for the mindless!"

by Croatalin December 3, 2013