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v. mongled, mongling, mongles

1. To strike about the head and shoulders; bludgeon.
2. To subject to repeated beatings or physical abuse; batter.
3. To drink alcohol so as to become stupified as if beaten.

synonyms: to beat, to bludgeon, to batter, to assault, to become inebriated
Let's all head over the bar to get mongled.

Rodney King got mongled on the side of the road.
mongle by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003
stupid person, idiot

abbrievriated: mong

for scottish perthians translate to "mongo"
"dinny be a mongle, abody kens St. Johnstone are shite!"
mongle by charlie-boy February 9, 2004
To ejaculate without the use of ur hands or another person.
Man that nice combo of the hot moist paper towel with the saran wrap and vasaline sure gave me a good mongle. -Daniel Oliver.
mongle by Oliver Quidgeums December 28, 2005
Typing In korean the word 몽글. It means something is bringing really soft, fluffy and dreamy feeling. It could be an onomatopoeia to use the word in double as like monglemongle.
hey how was that film that you've watched last night?
Oh it was really nice, I felt like monglemongle.
mongle by herehero April 29, 2018

Mongle Snached 

Snaggled and killed by an Asian
Robert got mongle snached in black ops 4 yesterday.
Mongle Snached by ClaytonBigsby1488 October 18, 2018

mongle staple toned 

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.
Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.
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