mondeblue 

noun. A misunderstood or misstated idiom or saying. Usually an accidental combining of two sayings.
comes from the word mondegreen and the word blue (to make an error)

Examples of a mondeblue:

Off like a bucket of prawns in a sock (a cross between off like a bucket of prawns in the sun/off like a frog in a sock)
A chip off the old shoulder (a cross between a chip off the old block/a chip on your shoulder)
Missed the bandwagon (a cross between missed the boat/jump on the bandwagon)

mondeblue by thebiglad July 29, 2018

Mondblut 

A greasy 40+ year old man who indulges in fictional child pornography because he hasn't seen the light of day for years

Jeff: dude why do you watch so much anime bro? Go outside and touch grass for once!

John: at least I'm not a Mondblut.

Mondblut by TRC sigma June 17, 2022

MoodyBlues 

The stand of Leone Abbacchio in Part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ,"Vento Aureo", or "Golden Wind".
Moody Blues is able to replay things that already happened. That's all it does. It repeats stuff. For example, if somebody drops a water bottle, Moody Blues will be able to replay that sequence and pause it as it wants. If it wanted to, it could pause the replay and stop the bottle in mid-air. The ability does not apply to the present, but only to the past, so if abbacchio stopped the water bottle in mid-air, it wouldn't stop time from moving.
This fact is not too special, but the localized name for Moody Blues is "Moody Jazz".

Abbacchio: MOODYBLUES!
*time replays*
Abbacchio: ok lol

MoodyBlues by kthirteen November 24, 2022

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019