Momf

1-How black people say month.
2-Ebonics for month.

Shaniqua: damn qurl I CANT WAIIT fo' my check!
Raerae: MMM! GURL! YU FOUND A JOB!?
Shaniqua: JOB?! yu funnii triq!
Raerae: so wurrz da monii frum?
Shaniqua: da 1st of da MOMF! yu kno! da govament shiit!
Raerae: aw snap!

Shaniqua: bouta get my hurr did.

by seymoure assiz January 19, 2011

Momface

A girl who's face has the distinct look of a mom. Momface can happen at any age and is not restricted to woman that have kids.

"I saw Sharron today and she is looking rough."

"Yeah, she's got Momface, hardcore."

by karamilk February 9, 2010

MOMFW

Stands for “Man of My Fkn Word” - Someone who stands by what he says.

“Are you still going to Dan’s graffiti party like you said you would?” Hell yeah! I aint about that life fam; I’m a MOMFW!

by binraheem February 2, 2021

momfro

1) The wonderful haircut that is a signature style for woman over 40. It is the short curly poof hair, 1 to 3 inches long, atop a mother's head. The reason for this haircut is because they are too lazy to deal with their haif anymore.

2)The afro for 40 year old mothers.

"That poor girl, by 45, her long curly hair will be gone and all that will be left is a short, poofy momfro."

"Eva's mom just came back from the hairdressers and her now short hair is definately a momfro."

"Why must all mothers cut there hair so short? The momfro is certainly not fashionable!"

by E Vizzle October 7, 2005

Momfit

Similar to Mom Jeans but includes the whole outfit. Momfits are comfortable but not flattering. A clothing combination commonly worn by moms which include but are not limited to the following:
• White Keds tennis shoes (essential to a Momfit)
• Over sized zip up hooded sweatshirt preferably with a lame design on the back with a solid colored v-neck shirt under it
• Straight leg blue jeans with a 9 inch zipper and/ or jeans that claim to make you look slimmer
• No makeup
• Sporting a large ass, muffin top or FUPA

* If you are wearing this combination of items and are under 40 or not a mom, you should re-consider your wardrobe. Never wear a momfit if you are trying to get laid.

Jenny wears her momfit to work, but her boyfriend would never see her in it.

by C.C. Winkle January 13, 2011

momfiscated

A deliberate action of a Mom to punish a child by removing item or items of value

Karen totally Momfiscated Dillon's phone after she caught him texting Sierra at 2 am!

by AustenPowers77 February 3, 2015

Momfirmation

It's basically the same as a confirmation but with approval of a mom. Could be your mom, a child's mom

When a husband asks for permission, he needs momfirmation.

When a son asks for permission, he needs momfirmation.

by Keith McKalister May 27, 2018