momfia 

A group of about 30 women who are all very close friends. They love their children dearly but their children do not define them! They are misunderstood by others to be thought of as 'mafia' but they are just jealous.

They are all, legless pirates.

Don't cha wish you were apart of the momfia like me
Dont cha wish you were cool like us
Dont cha, dont cha

momfia by Someones May 15, 2008

momfia 

a group of female from all over the U.S. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. They consider themselves like the mofia for moms.

Watch Out for the MOMFIA
dont mess with the MOMFIA
mess with one mess with all
Do we need to call in the MOMFIA to kick some ass
myspace is the momfia

momfia by Janedoegotyou April 2, 2008

momfia 

a group of female from all over the U.S. that are mothers that like to create drama online and off line in other mothers lives instead of spend time with there kids. They consider themselves like the mofia for moms.

Watch Out for the MOMFIA
dont mess with the MOMFIA
mess with one mess with all
Do we need to call in the MOMFIA to kick some ass

momfia by Janedoegotyou April 1, 2008

Moofia 

An ex mafia soldier who has been kicked due to having six or more toes.

Person: What are you doing right now?
Moofia: Playing roblox, you wanna join?
Person: Nah I'm fine. You wanna pee on each other though?
Moofia: Sure...
Person: DUDE! My butt is HUUGEE!!
Moofia: SAMEEE!!! But I only have 1 butt check!
*both pee on each other*

Moofia by anilism March 29, 2019

Momface 

A girl who's face has the distinct look of a mom. Momface can happen at any age and is not restricted to woman that have kids.

"I saw Sharron today and she is looking rough."

"Yeah, she's got Momface, hardcore."

Momface by karamilk February 9, 2010

Mommiana 

A mother who looks and does a good job at taking care or her child or children.

Okay then Mommiana I see you.

Mommiana by discreetmadness May 8, 2022

Mopfia 

A gang in Club Penguin Online where penguins wear a yellow color and mop around the island. The Mopfia is a positive movement, with the purpose of spreading positive vibes through the action of mopping. Any penguin can join as long as they have a yellow color and a mop.

"This place is too wet! Must mop!" - Mopfia Member #1
"Mop til I drop!" - Mopfia Member #2
"Too wet. Must mop." - Mopfia Member #3

"Yo where can I get that mop?" - Penguin #1
"At the clothing store! I'm so excited to be a part of the Mopfia!" - Penguin #2

Mopfia by An OG Mopfia Member April 17, 2020