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Momfaced 

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025

Momfaced 

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
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Momfaced 

A woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag committing crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
A girl who's face has the distinct look of a mom. Momface can happen at any age and is not restricted to woman that have kids.
"I saw Sharron today and she is looking rough."

"Yeah, she's got Momface, hardcore."
Momface by karamilk February 9, 2010
Type of face characterized as resembling one's mother more so than one's father.
Lilith really has more of a momface than a dadface, don't you think?
Momface by Landfill503 May 20, 2010
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