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Momfaced 

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
Watch your back. That bitch is total Momfaced.
Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
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Momfaced 

An woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag who commits crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
Watch your back. That bitch is total Momfaced.
Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
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Momfaced 

A woman who portrays herself as being a good mom, a good wife, a successful professional, and respected community member, but actually lives a secret double life as a complete scumbag committing crimes ranging from embezzlement, murder and other significant offenses. They are usually affluent, entitled white women. It is a portmanteau for "two-faced" and "mom."
Watch your back. That bitch is total Momfaced.
Momfaced by FDollCreator August 29, 2025
A girl who's face has the distinct look of a mom. Momface can happen at any age and is not restricted to woman that have kids.
"I saw Sharron today and she is looking rough."

"Yeah, she's got Momface, hardcore."
Momface by karamilk February 9, 2010
Type of face characterized as resembling one's mother more so than one's father.
Lilith really has more of a momface than a dadface, don't you think?
Momface by Landfill503 May 20, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026