Momfit 

Similar to Mom Jeans but includes the whole outfit. Momfits are comfortable but not flattering. A clothing combination commonly worn by moms which include but are not limited to the following:
• White Keds tennis shoes (essential to a Momfit)
• Over sized zip up hooded sweatshirt preferably with a lame design on the back with a solid colored v-neck shirt under it
• Straight leg blue jeans with a 9 inch zipper and/ or jeans that claim to make you look slimmer
• No makeup
• Sporting a large ass, muffin top or FUPA

* If you are wearing this combination of items and are under 40 or not a mom, you should re-consider your wardrobe. Never wear a momfit if you are trying to get laid.

Jenny wears her momfit to work, but her boyfriend would never see her in it.

Momfit by C.C. Winkle January 13, 2011

mombitch 

moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.

If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.

mombitch by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006

Mombitch 

A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.

Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.

My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.

Mombitch by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019

Mombitch 

A mom who is almost always arguing with her husband then later taking her anger over that out on you. She will take your phone away for a week just because you were watching Netflix on it too late at night. Will 100% ask you if you're about to cry in the most condescending way possible if she sees you getting worked up in an argument. Likely one of the most hypocritical and passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Do not try and hug her or else she will immediately get up and walk away. Don't even bother trying to hang out with your friends if your: room is not clean, laundry is not done (even though the machine is broken), dog isn't walked, grandma hasn't been called, and homework for the whole week is not done. In conclusion: she would be the ultimate fighter in a video game about bad moms.

Friend 1: "Can you hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "Definitely not. I thought you knew I had a mombitch."

Mombitch by killallmoms4ever November 21, 2019

momity 

Momity is what you call someone that fills the hole in your heart from not having a mother. She isn't a mom, she isn't a stepmom either, but really she's something much more special then that. It doesn't take knowing her well or talking to her often to know that she cares about you anyway. And, even though she's your momity, she makes you wish you could be there for her more then you have, because she is always there for you, and because she always manages to turn your frown upside down when you’re having a bad day, no matter how bad of a day it is. If you have a momity, always remember that they're an irreplaceable individual, you can only ever have one momity, so you need to make the one you have count, always love your momity and never forget how much they do to make you smile... even when it's unintentional.

Ooo, is Angel your momity? wow! you're the luckiest boyo alive!

momity by Ippity Kun May 16, 2016

momit

To vomit inside one's mouth, leaving a burning feeling, but never exiting the mouth.

Oh my gosh, Suzie just momited and her breath has stunk ever since.

momit by Daniel, Courtney, Kara, Kayla November 7, 2006

Mofith 

A very knowledgeable and mature individual who has the capacity to achieve the highest of accomplishments. Dashingly good looking, and extremely woke.

- All women want a guy like Mofith
- Mofith is who every man wants to be
- Tina is so lucky to be married to a guy like Mofith

Mofith by Todas las mujeres July 17, 2020