2 definitions by seymoure assiz

Momf

1-How black people say month.
2-Ebonics for month.

Shaniqua: damn qurl I CANT WAIIT fo' my check!
Raerae: MMM! GURL! YU FOUND A JOB!?
Shaniqua: JOB?! yu funnii triq!
Raerae: so wurrz da monii frum?
Shaniqua: da 1st of da MOMF! yu kno! da govament shiit!
Raerae: aw snap!

Shaniqua: bouta get my hurr did.

by seymoure assiz October 15, 2010

vuvu

Slang for vagina originating in Jersey City after the rise of the word vuvuzela because of the 2010 World Cup.

Nigga that vuvu I got last night was the ish.
Damn, I need to get me some vuvu.
Girl 1: That dude just tried to get a peek at my snatch!
Girl 2: YOUR VUVU?!
Girl 1: YEA!
Girl 2: THAT NIGGA!

by seymoure assiz July 21, 2010