Mollexted

An unwanted sexting.

Ugh, he/she (unnoticed/unattractive to one self) sexted me. Yucky! I've been mollexted.

by gardenmae August 22, 2016

möllered

to get möllered

If you fail a course because of cheating at a university.
or
If someone changes your background on your PC.

They caught me cheating and now I got möllered.
or
If left my pc unguarded and when I came back, I was möllered.

by Pilzdieb February 4, 2018

Judicially Molested

N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.

That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.

by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011

massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust

me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred

by Massive molester March 18, 2020

horse-molested

the act of getting completely fucked beyond recognition. destroyed.

"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested

by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018

mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011

massively molested

Angerly molesting someone out of hatred and not out of lust but hatred

Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it

Me: I did it

Friend: stay the f away from me

by Massive molester March 18, 2020