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Judicially Molested
N. What Prosecutors do to "alleged" child sex offenders, and their families for their kids playing "Doctor," or SEXting and charging them with RAPE, and other crimes. Also applicable to those who never intended to receive said SEXTing messages, and got charged anyway for having child pornography.
That County Prosecutor in the State of "insert pretty much any State name here," Judicially Molested that child and their family because he wanted to advance his career, and did not care of the broader effects of the prosecution.
Judicially Molested by Disgruntled Christian June 24, 2011
massively molested
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
massively molested by Massive molester March 18, 2020
horse-molested
"the French military didn't stand a chance in WWII, If they hadn't surrendered, they easily would have been horse-molested
horse-molested by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
mullested
To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.
mullested by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
massively molested
Friend: joe just got massively molested I wonder who did it
Me: I did it
Friend: stay the f away from me
Me: I did it
Friend: stay the f away from me
massively molested by Massive molester March 18, 2020
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