Molested

The state of being so violently high that one can only describe the feeling as having been "molested" by marijuana.

A sudden and sinus-clearing onset gives way to a body high that replicates some symptoms of cerebral palsy and leaves the smoker pasted to the surface upon which they're seated.

The head high follows suit, with a brain-burning sensation that transforms any and all coherent thought and emotion into a thick molasses.

Most often occurs after ripping a giant bong.

David: ...woh...we just ripped that lux like 8 times in 8 minutes...i think...

Chris: ...i'm sooooo molested...

David: ...gurgle...

by RIPYoda October 03, 2010

Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.

Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.

by Hym Iam December 06, 2020

Molestation

A station for moles to vibe and chill without consequence

Mole #1: yo ima head down to the molestation.
Mole #2: Mk
Mole #3: penis

by Obiwan723 January 18, 2021

molester

someone who subjects others to unwanted or improper sexual activities

"Is my husband a child molester?"

by Babyloo April 07, 2014

molest

to touch without permission

dude did you even ASK that dog if you could pet it? It's really uncool to molest things

by mc wiggle April 18, 2007

Molest

assault or abuse (a person, especially a woman or child) sexually.

Molest~To sit next to a 7 year old girls bed and start grabbing at her chest and touching her in places without permission.

by Sunnydill December 23, 2016

Molestation

Two definitions:

1- Rape of sexual assault.

2- What you yell when you grab someone suddenly without warning.

1- Your mom was convicted in that molestation case.

2-

Figure.10: *sneaks up behind you*

You: "la la la.."

Figure.10: *launches!*

You: "AHH HOLY SHIT!!"

Figure.10: "Molestaion!!!"

by Figure.10 June 30, 2009